During training week we also met an NGO called Love Life.
They began with a really serious talk about their work in the community until
Chaos broke out. They started by teaching us some ice breaker activities we
could use with the kids at school which involved an inappropriate amount of
thrusting. One of the guys was an inspiring DJ/RA PER/SINGER/MUSIC WRITER and
provided us with a few samples from his up and coming album, which were
actually quite good. However, it got weird when he forced us to record him on
our cameras and was making direct eye contact with the lenses. After the
singing the photo shoot began. You know when girls get ready for a night out,
there is the standard half an hour picture session. THIS WAS WORSE. IT WAS THE
MOTHER OF ALL PHOTOSHOOTS. The rationale was that they had ‘never had a picture
with a white person before’, so decided to have us arranged in every position
possible. We had the peace sign, the gangsta fingers, the kicking of legs in
the air. At one point some of the girls had to squat down and stick their bums
out with an array of expressions. However, the climax of the photo-shoot was
where we all had to stand in a line with our hands on our hips in the classic
girl pose. Head back, bum out, chest out. It was surreal, however it got more
strange when two seventy year old men asked ‘if they could join in’ and stood
hand on hip with their walking sticks at the back and front of the line (Photos
hopefully to follow- however our cameras got stolen).
That evening we also got invited to our first BRI (no idea
how to spell it- but it is basically a BBQ). We had already been planning and
counting down the days till we could celebrate the end of the week with our
newly christened weekly holiday, wine Friday. But we decided to throw it off
and go to the BRI. It was an amazing evening as our friend lives in an actual
mansion right at the foot of the mountains. There was sausages, there was
chicken, there was lamb steak and best of all there was cheesy garlic bread. We
made some good friends at the BRI and we were also introduced to our arch
nemesis, Big Burn. Big Burn is an aerobics class which is ran in the community
three times a week. Our first big burn
session was cruel, it lured us in with the promise of it being easy, relaxing,
fun. We had in total six breaks and whenever our hearts would start to race the
session would be cut to an abrupt halt where everyone would take five. We were
making the predictable jokes, little burn, mediocre burn. We weren’t impressed.
However this week it can only be described as hideous. The instructor is a
machine. I didn’t know people’s limbs could even move that fast.
So down to work. The volunteers have been working in the
schools and I’m looking at some other aspects of the project, like how we can
improve and expand it. However, I have had the opportunity to go into school a
couple of days a week. It was a shock. Let’s just say that. Sixty kids to one
teacher, and the teaching techniques are so different from what we have in the
UK. The standard formula is to read a
passage out the book and answer the questions below. This rarely deviates and
their taught in a chalk and talk fashion. If they can recite the words it’s
assumed they know the meaning, which is where the teaching appears to need support. There are also kids that are 16,17 ,18 and even a 22 year old who are
still in primary school. It’s quite sad really. The concept of time in Africa
also makes getting work done hard and affects the education system. For
example, last week I had a meeting which ran FOUR HOURS late.
Nevertheless, it’s been fun in the schools and the
volunteers are making really good progress. At one school we have become quite
the BNOCS with the grade sevens. In fact I received a card from one student last
week. It was the standard formula you use when you want to make friends, the
check box. “Do you want to be my friend”, tick for yes, cross for NO. Blunt and
to the point. She also wrote that she loves me and that ‘ Preia (that’s me)Is
just like the black people’. Quite the compliment. The big name fame has also
spread to break time. Last Thursday Bridie and I started out playing a small
game of splat with around 15 students which soon escalated to a game of
ladders. Involving eleven people, but an audience of over 60 students cheering
the teams on. On Friday, the word had spread and when Birdie tried to instigate
a game of tig with two people it ended up with half the school joining in,
running around with no idea of the rules.
Being in my homestay has been fun. Sato, the little boy,
never leaves my side and now cries when I leave the house which is adorable. The
legacy of aforementioned shepherd’s pie lives on. I’ve made it three times in
the last two weeks and Mama Eliza has been telling all her neighbours the
recipe. Who knew cottage pie could provoke such a reaction. In fact Bridie and
Lucy arrived home one day to their house mother forcing them to make the famous
dish. There is a lot of gossip that seems to spread around our town. For example, I’ve found out there’s a
self-proclaimed playboy called DRC Love who lives in the community.
However, perhaps the best gossip to hit Barberton was when
the volunteers and I got robbed last week. We were all fine, but we did lose a
lot of our valuables. It happened on a Friday night and we had come to terms
with it by Sunday. However, our SA mothers were not going to let it go. The
interrogation lasted at least fifteen minutes where in the meantime she rang
all of her family in Pretoria and Johannesburg and then I was to force to
recount the event to them all. The principle took it more dramatically and
started to ring the UK embassy despite our protests and has even sent private
investigators to Graskop with the sole task of finding our items. Others have
tried to find similarities with our experience. Our friend consoled us with the
story that last week the same thing happened to him. He casually told us that
he ran after the culprit and shot him. Luckily he missed.
We had another drama last week when the volunteers had to move homestays. The women arranging the move moved in packs of three and we like to refer to them as the south African mean girls. They had many meetings at my home where they would first sit down and discuss their task with a cup of tea and biscuits. They would then get to the task itself before debriefing with a cup of tea and biscuits. I was normally the waitress. However, they weren't best impressed with my tea making skills and would often ask me to 'just bring out the sugar bowl' because the three sugars I had just stirred into the tea weren't satisfactory. The evening of the move was dramatic with a grand total of five people crying. At one point we had thirteen spectators crammed into a tiny kitchen. It was quite the event to the extent that my house mother felt the need to ring Pretoria again to retell the story.
We had a really good weekend apart from the robbery. We got
to tour the Panorama route and see the Blyde Canyon which is the second biggest
canyon in the world. We got some great pictures and had a lot of fun. At times
we had to physically wrestle South Africans out of our photographs and there
was a lot of British anger at the lack of queuing. This was particularly heightened
when a drunk choir group kept jumping in our photos. Lucy and I eventually made
‘friends’ with the group and got involved in some South African songs and
dancing. One song was about downing a beer and then feeling ‘high’ which was
accompanied by them all downing their drinks. It was weird. That evening Bridie
cooked us a Brie and we ate like kings.
All in all its going bloody well.
NB: For Tony Vouru. Penny is doing fine and she’s doing
really well at school. Last week she attended a cross dressing disco and she is
currently residing with a man called DR Love. She’s organising a sports and culture day
which is proving to be difficult, but we have decided as a group we must do a
dance to represent British culture. We are being the spice girls and unfortunately
Penny got the role as Scary (pick of the draw, not a reflection on her character
nor your parenting). Despite these strange events she is safe, healthy and
happy.
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